stop trying to read ahead...
are you ready?
Are you sure?
Whew! Huge sigh of relief.
This is the first time I've ever been relieved to see a negative pregnancy test. And not cried.
But isn't it funny that no matter how badly I DO NOT want to be pregnant again, it's still a tiny bit sad to see that negative sign?
Don't get me wrong. I am DONE. Completely. But there's just something about that motherly nature that makes me sad to know I will never be pregnant again. Ever.
But it's also very relieving.
I'm so sorry for all the distress I've caused you. I didn't think so many of you would actually think I was pregnant. I did tell you we've been really careful, right?
But really, this was so fun. I'll never get the chance to announce a pregnancy ever again, so this was kinda like my last chance to do that... even though I'm not. It was so fun "seeing" you all wondering and edgy and... well, angry at me. I can handle it. I guess I like to watch people suffer.
I'm sick, I know.
Now I just hope God doesn't think it would be funny to make me pregnant after posting this. He does have a strange sense of humor sometimes. Maybe I should just shut up now.