First of all, thank you for leaving. You are gone... right? And thank you for finally taking the snow away. Finally.
But, was it really necessary to leave this behind?
We know... it's partially our fault for choosing to keep these huge, messy trees around. But their shade in the summer is completely worth it.
So, Winter Storms, I guess what I'm saying is... please don't come back. Especially this year, but preferably - NEVER. Get that? You're not welcome here.
We can survive completely fine without you.
Girl Whose Back is Aching at the Thought of Picking Up All Those Branches
P.S. Notice that beautiful green grass? That's right. Spring is here. You are over. Take that!